circumcising:

*asks you out on a date via msn*

whorville:

I love how in French you don’t really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts. Which means 4 20s.

Blaze it

reichenbackdatassup:

I dropped a tater tot down my shirt and laughed for five minutes because I looked down my bra and whispered “….. titty tots”

Calling all stoners to light the Bowl